And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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