okay pat passed out under dana's car
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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