I showed him my bush... on skype.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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