Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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