I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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