My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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