I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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