I'm eating all of the evidence.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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