You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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