i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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