you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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