I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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