Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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