then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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