i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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