Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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