kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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