I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
organizing the empties. That sober.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
