Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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