New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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