ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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