No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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