Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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