Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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