And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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