why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house