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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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