it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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