She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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