I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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