It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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