went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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