He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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