was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Slut skills are useful in every country.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic