I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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