He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?