you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
being pregnant is like rehab
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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