What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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