Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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