How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I forget how to act sober
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