question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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