Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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