I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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