we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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