Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
