I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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