Grow some girl-balls and come out already
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize