are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
dude. I can hear the air.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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