i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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