is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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