:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
