Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
