Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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