Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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