A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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