Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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