I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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