Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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