I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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